Overheard in a New Scotland Yard lift

Overheard in a New Scotland Yard lift between two officers emerging from a briefing on the fifth floor:
Officer One: ‘It was colder than an Eskimo’s whatsit in there …..’
Officer Two: ‘Haven’t you heard it’s the new Commissioner’s Northern Workhouse ethic – turn the heating down.’

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